Thank goodness we've finally cleared that up

In case you hadn't heard, the new smoker-friendly airline Smintair has finally settled the debate about the risks of smoking. According to an article posted in their "Informative Downloads," smoking does not cause lung cancer.

I for one just want to say "Bravo!" to Smintair for the objective and definitive answer we've all been hoping for for so long. Now let's all go have a perfectly safe and long-awaited smoke, just like the man in this inspirational Smintair promotional photo!