Many years ago, while traveling on the west coast of Costa Rica, I thought it apropos (though of course still frustrating) when I came down with a case of Montezuma's Revenge in the actual town of Montezuma. You play with fire, you get burned, right? So you can imagine my dismay when a similar fate beset me in Halong Bay, Vietnam. Who's ever heard of Halong Bay's Revenge?
But I'm getting ahead of myself. Let's start at the beginning…
A few days ago I departed (along with Hans, a friend from the hostel in Hanoi) for a three-day tour of Halong Bay, which is known by some as the eighth wonder of the world. The area is famous for its thousands of towering limestone mini-islands, which rise spectacularly from the ocean.
The tour involved spending one day and night puttering around the harbor on a junk boat, followed by one day and night on Cat Ba island. I was pleased to find that both our tour guide and everyone in the tour group seemed like nice and interesting people - rather important when you're going to be trapped together for a few days.
Our first view of the striking limestone cliffs was over lunch, which most of us quickly abandoned to rush outside and start oohing, ahhing and snapping photos. It's difficult to capture how breathtaking Halong Bay is in photos, but the closest I came to doing it justice was when I discovered a feature on my camera that allows me to take a series of photos and "stitch" them together into a panoramic shot.
After a lovely time on the boat, we disembarked on Cat Ba island for a ride on a traditional (read, rickety) fishing boat, to go see a cave. (You'll note that there are few cave photos in my albums. I'm a little caved out at the moment.) For me, the best parts were observing the boat captain, who sported a combination of bare feet and suit jacket, and seeing the tiny, stilted fishermen's houses along the side of the river.
Now, regarding the aforementioned "revenge" - it's unclear where it all began, since no one else on the trip got sick. But I have some suspicions about the lunch on Cat Ba island, which have resulted in my warm feelings about the Barbie spoon over lunch turning a bit sour in hindsight.
After lunch, we commenced with another boat ride, during which I started to feel ill. In case you've been living in a cave (again, not my favorite place at the moment), you can probably recognize that on a boat is not the best place for food/bacterial poisoning to commence. I was in agony for the next few hours, though I believe that the good photos I snapped during those few hours demonstrate that art is truly derived from suffering. Oh, the suffering.
The next 15 hours passed in blur, as my body performed an exorcism on itself, attempting to expel everything inside it in every way possible. Thankfully, the travel gods put a stop to the madness in time for the two-hour boat ride and four-hour bus ride back to Hanoi. I was nauseous and spacey, but it could have been much worse.
Now I'm back on solid ground and feeling much better after a night's rest. Today is New Year's Eve though and there's a big party at the hostel tonight, so I imagine tomorrow I'll be feeling less than stellar again. But at least this time it's for a good cause.
As always, there are more photos at http://babas.typepad.com/photos/my_gap_year/.